Well, no not really. I didn't go anywhere. I didn't do anything.
"So why the bloody-hell din't ya post anythin' ya lousy wanka?" Yes, I heard you say that. From all the way down here too, also.
Why not? I always try to post something funny, or humorous, or punny so as to give all my readers some enjoyable entertainment and perchance a giggle or two. And just maybe an opportunity to forget about all the crap going on around us all.
Unfortunately, my phunny bone hasn't been very ticklish lately. Heck, Wifey-Poo will tell you that I'm not ticklish at all so the phunny bone not being tickled should come as no surprise.
See, lately every time I've sat my lazy ass down to type in a blog post, it seems like I've been forcing the humour. And I'm sure you can all relate to just how painful it can be when you try to force out a large blockage!
I do believe I've found a nice, natural, re-laxative. We'll see just what and how much of it hits the fan!
Basically, I'll be typing in whatever I want, putting up whatever pictures I want to with whatever caption I feel like putting on them. So, yeah, not much has changed, eh?
Befour you get to the pictures though, I'd like to share with you a brief conversation I had with Wifey-Poo as I can't remember the long ones.
As always, YT is Yours Truly -don't swoon ladies, I'm human! WP is of course Wifey-Poo -otherwise known as the most wonderful woman in the entire world since she puts up with Yours Truly.
*YT walks in from the cooker outside, and it's nearing dinnertime*
WP: Yes dear? *oh crap can't I get ANY writing done without his stupid interruptions?*
YT: How steamed would you like your cabbage? Just a bit steamed or really really pissed off?
WP: Just a bit, thanks. *Is there something heavy nearby I can throw at him?*
Now that you've read all through my above tripe (mmmmmmmm, menudo soup... delish), how's abouts some pics?
The first one is of me. Does that surprise you? It's a self-portrait pic I took of meself with NO mirrors and I wasn't holding the camera out in front of me pointing it at me.
So, no mirrors (or smoke) and the camera is pointing away from me yet I still managed to get a self portrait! And no, there wasn't any reflective surface nearby.
How'd I do it?
I realize many of you up north may not have figured out how I did it since y'all probably ain't seen your shadow since winter started... Ahem.
Sew to help brighten a cold, dark, windy, snowy, dreary winter for all my Northern Hemisphere readers, I present to you the following picture. It was taken on Australia Day (January 26th).
I was cleaning out the webs around the front of the house the other day, and I spied a really really neat critter. No, you don't need to run away screaming and all like that! Sillies. This is NOT a picture of a spider.
But it is a picture of a critter that has an exoskeleton.
And is very pretty.
And was clinging upside down under the eaves out front.
Ain't she the purdiest thing y'all ever saw?
I tried to get a few front on views, but she was getting pretty skittish and I didn't want to "bug" her. But I did get this one though.
Well (and that's a deep subject), that's all I have for you today kiddies. Don't worry though, you won't have to wait another month for a post from moi, no worries!