Showing posts with label sharks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sharks. Show all posts

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Flippin' Da Boid

Oopsie! I just noticed that in the last post (that'd be the one about the sharks eating the swimmers) I plain forgot to post some Australian parrot pictures.

Well, I'll fix that today. But before I get to that, here's...

THE GREAT TOMATO COUNT OF 2008/2009

63+217=280

So far 63 ripe, juicy, sun-heated tomatoes have been consumed and 217 are still on the vines. Hmmm, any guesses as to what tonight's dinner will be based upon? If you guessed tomato and roo, then you'd be right.

On wit' da boidy pics!


I purposely over-exposed this shot so it'd look like a beak and eyes peering out of the white background. Unfortunately there are still some feathers showing... grumble.
overexposed cockatoo




With this next one I was *sure* the cockatoo would jump down to the top of the feeder. So I pre-focused and got all the settings right and then waited and waited and waited for the cockatoo to jump from the top of the brick wall. As soon as s/he jumped I tripped the shutter. Too bad s/he didn't go to where I thought s/he would...
missed picture




But I did get one good pic this morning:
one galah two little corellas




Just ignore the two blurry blokes up top and have a look at the babe landing on the rail:
cool cockatoos




Everyone write your own caption for this last shot:
wingspread cockatoo



A bonus Conversation With Wifey-Poo!

Some background: I've got an infected hair follicle on the outside of my lower lip, right hand side. It hurts almost as bad as when a wasp stung the inside of my lower lip when I was a wee tyke (don't ask... PLEASE don't ask).

Remember, YT is myself (yours truly) and WP is Wifey-Poo, otherwise known as the most wonderful woman in the entire world.

WP was working at her computer as YT was staring out the window watching the birds. YT then turns and heads to the kitchen...

YT: Dang my lip hurts!

WP: Mmmmm, yes dear. *whatever*

YT: Makes me want to take up show jumping.

WP: Mmmmm, yes dear. *whatever*

YT: Oh, so you go that one, eh?

WP: Hmmm, what's that you said dear?

YT: I said my lip hurts.

WP: It's infected, of course it'll hurt. *oh crap, what did I miss?*

YT: So then I said I should take up show jumping.

WP: You've lost me on this one. *how can I find a nice way to ignore him?*

YT: The Royal LIPizzaner Stallions?

WP then continues typing and doesn't say a word.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Aussie Triathletes Are...

...Blood-Well CRAZY!!!!!!!!

Why? Cus they swim in SHARK-INFESTED WATERS!!!! 300 metres offshore!! In an area where at least one Great White Shark has been seen recently. This bloke, who has been spotted numerous times lately, is 4 metres long --that's over 13 feet for those of you who can't multiply 4 times 3.3 in your head.

There's been two Bronze Whalers spotted lurking around the particular beach to be used for the competition lately also. Now, the Bronze Whalers are only half the size of Jaws, but still just as deadly.

Ummmmmmm... yeah...

Sure, I'd just love to go for a swim ALMOST A QUARTER OF A MILE OFFSHORE in those waters. Yup, sign me up!

Of course there'll be some safety measures. Hmmmmm, two patrol boats from the Glenelg Surf Life Saving Club will be out there to "herd" the sharks away from the swimmers. And there'll be a shark spotting helicopter (sponsored by WestPac Bank --thanks!) to keep an eye on things too.

Doesn't that sound like fun?

I'LL PASS!

Nothing like that in my pool!

Here's what I think of the entire situation:
sleeping koala
Oi, mate. Wake me when the pub opens this arvo.