Veni. Vidi. Lavi.

Oi, mates. Not too bad for a crotchety ole trucker, eh? Well, actually... 3 of the 4 people in the household know (and WP REALLY knows) latin. I didn't have to go very far to find the translation.

What does it mean? Well, first let me show you some parrot pics and then you'll get your latin lesson for this century.

I was taking shots of a big ole sulfie up in the top of the tree, when a galah went to land on a branch next to his galah blokette. I had the camera set for the white cockie in bright light, and the galah landed in the shade, hence the bad balance. I *could* fix it, but that'd be cheating.




I did get a couple of nice closeups of the cockatoo though:




Alrighty folks, what's the caption for this shot? Put on your thinking caps and grab your sense of humour and gimme a caption!





We are not amused



Hey y'all, look! It's cousin It!




Veni. Vidi. Lavi.

I came. I saw. I washed.

But just WHERE did I wash? Gee, do you really have to ask? Silly buggas...

Please note the SLS-free shampoo and the lack of any other nasty carcinogins in the 'poo.



Good thing it's cheap, cus us hippies need lots!

Please take note of the "Popeye" forearm... and the "Scarecrow" bicep...



Scrub all the bald spots well!




And after scrubbing the grey beard then scrub the bald spot some more!




And don't forget the stinky parts...




Now, just how many guys do YOU know who have the cajones to post this picture of themself up on the ole system of tubes?




Just one last srcitch of the bald spots...




Aaaaaaannnnnnddddd the first rinse cycle!





Where am I and why is this wet mop on my head?



Second rinse. Please notice just how disgustingly dirty the bottom of my left foot is. Yes, I walk barefoot a lot.




Yup, it's still a wet mop.




Dave goes down under for the final rinse cycle!




Gee, just like "Adventures With Bill". But without the grey hair, thankyouverymuch.




And the crowd goes wild!!!


or not...