I just remembered I was tagged a while back with the ole Seven Weird Things About Me. I just realised that I never finished it. I *think* I got to 5, or maybe four... Oh, just click on the "tag" label and you'll find out.
I thought I'd add another weird thing about me... Underwear, or lack thereof.
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A poor bloke who doesn't use WING WAX(tm)
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog, thanks for your time!
... and now you know why I don't wear underwear. I hope this clears up that unfortunate misunderstanding on the bus the other day.