Thursday, March 27, 2008

Underwear

I just remembered I was tagged a while back with the ole Seven Weird Things About Me. I just realised that I never finished it. I *think* I got to 5, or maybe four... Oh, just click on the "tag" label and you'll find out.

I thought I'd add another weird thing about me... Underwear, or lack thereof.


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... and now you know why I don't wear underwear. I hope this clears up that unfortunate misunderstanding on the bus the other day.

4 comments:

Josh Armstrong said...

Thanks for the trail tip. I hope I can try it out before the breakup. Just cracked into your blog and am thoroughly enjoying it, especially the bird pics. The thought of 130 degrees sure makes 10 feel refreshing.

-Josh

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

There's fun trails all around that area and no snowmachines either.

It can get *fairly* warm down here; I went from one extreme in squarebanks to the opposite extreme down here :)

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