Confused yet? Don't worry, it happens to me all the time.
Here's something to help you ketchup:
Prelude
Act I
Act II
Act III
Act IV
Act V
Act VI
Act VII
Act VIII
Act IX -preview
Act IX
Act X
Act XI
Act XII
And I'll even give you a quickie text recap: I cut my neck whilst shaving in the pool with a meat cleaver. Wifey-Poo gave me a burial at sea (pool) with my sledgehammer and duct tape. Lightning storm re-animated me. Charged me and sledgehammer with lightning. Whilst I was on the roof, I bonged the pyramid (we really have one on the roof) with the charged sledgehammer which then transported me to the A.S.S. (alien space ship) with the rego number of C4P-PFP2012. Upon my arrival the aliens activated a type of illusory hologram so that I appeared to be in a cave complex and yet I retained my actual appearance!
Just scroll back up and open the links to see real photographic evidence of all these happenings, no worries.
When I last posted, I had just stumbled upon this sign:

Ahhhh, perhaps a nice retreat to a clean, beautiful, serene, sub-arctic lake would be nice... Perhaps it's springtime and there's a few other lakes around with a bit of rotten ice still around. Ahhhhhhhhhh...

Ahhhhh, bliss. Enough to melt anyone's heart...

But wait! What if...
if
it's
the
actual
R
E
A
L
Lake Lucille
in Wasilla!
On NO!!!!

Obviously an alien creature that large and powerful must have a HUGE brain! And since I was still a brain-eating zombie at this point, I decided there was only ONE (1) (won) thing to DO!
Would you like to know what I did?
*dee-dee-deet-dee-dee-deet-dit-deety-dee-dee*

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
4 comments:
this is very creative dave! lol
Fizzgig: Glad you like it, the story has really evolved from what I'd originally planned but I like it better this way. I'm having fun with it, but it doesn't seem too be as popular as I was hoping. I was gonna really string it out, but I think I'll wind it up in 2 or 3 more acts at most now. But at least I had fun!
AHAHAHAH AWESOME!
Kriss: Thanks! Hope you and the soon-to-be-hubby enjoyed it. Guess I should finish it now, eh?
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