Sunday, June 27, 2010

Alien Abduction Act XIII --Charging to Lake Lucille!

Yes folks, it's time for yet another installment of my completely true story of my very recent alien abduction! Whilst I was a lightning-charged, undead, brain-eating, sledge-hammer wielding zombie, of course.

Confused yet? Don't worry, it happens to me all the time.

Here's something to help you ketchup:

Prelude

Act I

Act II

Act III

Act IV

Act V

Act VI

Act VII

Act VIII

Act IX -preview

Act IX

Act X

Act XI

Act XII

And I'll even give you a quickie text recap: I cut my neck whilst shaving in the pool with a meat cleaver. Wifey-Poo gave me a burial at sea (pool) with my sledgehammer and duct tape. Lightning storm re-animated me. Charged me and sledgehammer with lightning. Whilst I was on the roof, I bonged the pyramid (we really have one on the roof) with the charged sledgehammer which then transported me to the A.S.S. (alien space ship) with the rego number of C4P-PFP2012. Upon my arrival the aliens activated a type of illusory hologram so that I appeared to be in a cave complex and yet I retained my actual appearance!

Just scroll back up and open the links to see real photographic evidence of all these happenings, no worries.

When I last posted, I had just stumbled upon this sign:
signpost



Ahhhh, perhaps a nice retreat to a clean, beautiful, serene, sub-arctic lake would be nice... Perhaps it's springtime and there's a few other lakes around with a bit of rotten ice still around. Ahhhhhhhhhh...
Fake Lake Lucille



Ahhhhh, bliss. Enough to melt anyone's heart...
Dave is HappyAhhhhhh, day-dreaming of Lake Lucille


But wait! What if...

if

it's

the

actual

R
E
A
L

Lake Lucille

in Wasilla!







On NO!!!!

Real Lake Lucille



Obviously an alien creature that large and powerful must have a HUGE brain! And since I was still a brain-eating zombie at this point, I decided there was only ONE (1) (won) thing to DO!






















































Would you like to know what I did?











*dee-dee-deet-dee-dee-deet-dit-deety-dee-dee*



Charge
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

4 comments:

Fizzgig said...

this is very creative dave! lol

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

Fizzgig: Glad you like it, the story has really evolved from what I'd originally planned but I like it better this way. I'm having fun with it, but it doesn't seem too be as popular as I was hoping. I was gonna really string it out, but I think I'll wind it up in 2 or 3 more acts at most now. But at least I had fun!

Kriss said...

AHAHAHAH AWESOME!

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

Kriss: Thanks! Hope you and the soon-to-be-hubby enjoyed it. Guess I should finish it now, eh?