I am just about to crack the top of the brew now!
update 12 01 PM It's very well pressurized.
update 1204 pm cracked the top. Huge hiss. Smell of chilis instantly permeated the room!
update 1205 pm Carefully pouring. Very fizzy. No head though. STRONG smell of chili!
update 1206 pm the lager has a very reddish tinge to it.
update 1208 pm first taste! hair tingles. eyes water. tongue shrivels. warmth better than a shot of whiskey wpreads throughout my gut.
update 1210 pm *beeeeeeelllllchhhhhh* Holy crap that's strong stuff! Anyone wanna come down and visit to taste some of my homebrewed chili beers?
update 1212 pm 3 sips and my scalp has the serious chili sweats going on. Wifey-Poo says just a whiff of it hurts her sinuses.
update 1214 pm Just took a large swig of it. I *think* I may be getting used to it. Gotta remember this when it's hot weather. What a great way it'd be to cool off.
update 1217 pm Ok, finished with the first 10 ounce glass... only 20 more ounces to go! Ooooo, tummy just love sit, NOT! Wifey-Poo says that if I make myself sick then she ain't cleaning it up (this time).
update 1219 pm Mmmmmm, nice, warm, tingly feeling in my tummy now. Good brew!
update 1221 pm Did you know that birds do not have receptors that react to capsaicin the way mammals do? Just another way the chili plants spread their seeds; bird poop!
update 1224 pm Everytime I take a swig of the brew, my nose tingles. Gee, wonder why? And just why does it seem so warm in here today?
update 1226 pm For some reason my nose is running. Quick, enter it in a race!
update 1228 pm Why is there a lot of pressure in my ears and why do sounds seem muffled all of a suddn?
update 1230 pm *belch* Ahhh, a tsp of sour cream soothed the boiling cauldron that is my tummy.
update 1234 pm I am now 2/3 of the way through the 750 mil bottle of F*CK*NGLY H*T chili beer.
update 1235 pm Just poured the last third. bubbles are continously rising from the dark depths of the glass.
update 1238 pm Is it any surprise to you that afte Santa visited me down under that THIS happened?
update 1243 pm Why is my face feeling puffy? Was it something I drank?
update 1245 pm Holy CRAP! The last few dregs (them cloudy bits of honebrew) are disgustlingly HOOTTTT!
updat4 1246 pm It's a good thing my tonsils were removed when I was young, otherwise they'd be seared now! And I'm feeling oooooooh so warm and tingly inside!
update4 1248 pm *blech* Ahhhh, me feels much better now.
update 1250 pm One tiny amount left in the glass... it smells like haz-mat. Fortunately, it doesn't taste like haz-mat.
update 1255 pm Done AND done! I certainly don't envy my lower intestine tomorrow morning.
I certainly hope you've enjoyed reading this, I know I enjoyed (sorta) drinking it.
update 108 pm My god... It's full of stars...