Saturday, October 24, 2009

The thievesssss. The dirty, little Thievesss. They stole it from us, my Preciousssss.

*please take notice, anything NOT in italics needs to be read in Smeagol's voice. You'll figure out the italics on your own, I'm sure*



Nasssssty little creature stole it from us, they did. Yesssss, my precious, they did... But how? How can we find the nasty thief who stole it from us?

My


Prrrrrrecious...

Look! It's gone!
stolen bangers



Who could it be, precious? Who could it BEEEEE?

I know, my precious. Let's askes the nasty crittersssssss...



pelican in surf 01
No, no. Not THAT one, my precious.

Ohhhh, my precious. This one looks guilty, doesn't itsssss.
smiling cat
No, so sorry to disappoint my good fellow, but I was asleep the whole time you see.

Oh, perhaps. We shall see. Oh yes, we shall ssssseeeeee!


No, not these two tricksessss. We hatess their eyeses, we do!
greedy birds



Aaaaaagh! Get its AWAY!!!! Gets its AWAAAAAAY!
Ibis 09



Aiiigh! The sunlight burnses us, it does my precious! Could not have been that one!
balcony seats 03
I say, my good fellow. Would you be so kind as to fetch us a crumpet?

Oh my precious... we must finds the filthy little thief! Yes, we must!
I said no
I say, my good man. I've been out here all afternoon and couldn't possibly have stolen anything.


Oh no, my precious. Not this one. This one couldn't possibly have stolen it!
roo03



But what about this one, my precious?
really tired koala
*snore*



This one lookssesss guilty, my love.
innocent cat 02
Nope, not me.



Coulds its be this one, my precious?
upset cockatoo
Yo Adrian!



Ahhhh, see my precious? We've founds its! Yes, the thief!
aussie magpie
If I had done it then I wouldn't have left evidence.



But who? Who could it be, precious??? Aiiiiigggghhhh!

No, not this one silly...
DSCF0112a
*pppphhhhbbtbtt*



Oh my precious, we are close, yes we are!
big fangs



Ah! The Thief! The nasty, little THIEF!
vampire cat again




*Editors note*

In order to keep my drumstick-like calves attached to the rest of my body --as opposed to being inside a panther's belly, I decided to give the cat a nice meal of fish that evening.
dinner for the cat

8 comments:

Jim and Heather on Meerkat said...

Awesome pics (as always).
That cat has some teeth!
And big green eyes!
And quite the life.
I want that sushi...

scienceguy288 said...

JRRT wold be proud!

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

SV Meerkat: The vet is always amazed and complimentary of the fangs on the panther. Oh, the sushi is all made from fresh albacore tuna caught wild right off our coast. :)

ScienceBloke: Thanks! I was considering doing much more but didn't want to go overboard, ya know?

Fizzgig said...

wow. the kitty didnt get away with much, but he sure has some fangs!

Anonymous said...

Just knew that little black devil stole your goodies! She really does have fangs! Watch out on the 31st!!

Rebecca
North Carolina

la isla d'lisa said...

hah! great post!

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

Rebecca in NC: Did you know that Prince Bagheera (Lord And Master Or All He Surveys) was born on a Halloween night 9 very looooooong years ago? 'Tis true. I have to watch out. every. single. day.

la isla d'lisa: Just trying to keep y'all entertained.

Anonymous said...

Rebecca in NC: Did you know that Prince Bagheera (Lord And Master Or All He Surveys) was born on a Halloween night 9 very looooooong years ago? 'Tis true. I have to watch out. every. single. day.

And that you do very well. A Big North Carolina thanks coming your way!