*please take notice, anything NOT in italics needs to be read in Smeagol's voice. You'll figure out the italics on your own, I'm sure*
Nasssssty little creature stole it from us, they did. Yesssss, my precious, they did... But how? How can we find the nasty thief who stole it from us?
Look! It's gone!
Who could it be, precious? Who could it BEEEEE?
I know, my precious. Let's askes the nasty crittersssssss...
No, no. Not THAT one, my precious.
Ohhhh, my precious. This one looks guilty, doesn't itsssss.
No, so sorry to disappoint my good fellow, but I was asleep the whole time you see.
Oh, perhaps. We shall see. Oh yes, we shall ssssseeeeee!
No, not these two tricksessss. We hatess their eyeses, we do!
Aaaaaagh! Get its AWAY!!!! Gets its AWAAAAAAY!
Aiiigh! The sunlight burnses us, it does my precious! Could not have been that one!
I say, my good fellow. Would you be so kind as to fetch us a crumpet?
Oh my precious... we must finds the filthy little thief! Yes, we must!
I say, my good man. I've been out here all afternoon and couldn't possibly have stolen anything.
Oh no, my precious. Not this one. This one couldn't possibly have stolen it!
But what about this one, my precious?
This one lookssesss guilty, my love.
Nope, not me.
Coulds its be this one, my precious?
Ahhhh, see my precious? We've founds its! Yes, the thief!
If I had done it then I wouldn't have left evidence.
But who? Who could it be, precious??? Aiiiiigggghhhh!
No, not this one silly...
Oh my precious, we are close, yes we are!
Ah! The Thief! The nasty, little THIEF!
In order to keep my drumstick-like calves attached to the rest of my body --as opposed to being inside a panther's belly, I decided to give the cat a nice meal of fish that evening.