Nasssssty little creature stole it from us, they did. Yesssss, my precious, they did... But how? How can we find the nasty thief who stole it from us?
My
Prrrrrrecious...
Look! It's gone!
Who could it be, precious? Who could it BEEEEE?
I know, my precious. Let's askes the nasty crittersssssss...
No, no. Not THAT one, my precious.
Ohhhh, my precious. This one looks guilty, doesn't itsssss.
No, so sorry to disappoint my good fellow, but I was asleep the whole time you see.
Oh, perhaps. We shall see. Oh yes, we shall ssssseeeeee!
No, not these two tricksessss. We hatess their eyeses, we do!
Aaaaaagh! Get its AWAY!!!! Gets its AWAAAAAAY!
Aiiigh! The sunlight burnses us, it does my precious! Could not have been that one!
I say, my good fellow. Would you be so kind as to fetch us a crumpet?
Oh my precious... we must finds the filthy little thief! Yes, we must!
I say, my good man. I've been out here all afternoon and couldn't possibly have stolen anything.
Oh no, my precious. Not this one. This one couldn't possibly have stolen it!
But what about this one, my precious?
*snore*
This one lookssesss guilty, my love.
Nope, not me.
Coulds its be this one, my precious?
Yo Adrian!
Ahhhh, see my precious? We've founds its! Yes, the thief!
If I had done it then I wouldn't have left evidence.
But who? Who could it be, precious??? Aiiiiigggghhhh!
No, not this one silly...
*pppphhhhbbtbtt*
Oh my precious, we are close, yes we are!
Ah! The Thief! The nasty, little THIEF!
*Editors note*
In order to keep my drumstick-like calves attached to the rest of my body --as opposed to being inside a panther's belly, I decided to give the cat a nice meal of fish that evening.
8 comments:
Awesome pics (as always).
That cat has some teeth!
And big green eyes!
And quite the life.
I want that sushi...
JRRT wold be proud!
SV Meerkat: The vet is always amazed and complimentary of the fangs on the panther. Oh, the sushi is all made from fresh albacore tuna caught wild right off our coast. :)
ScienceBloke: Thanks! I was considering doing much more but didn't want to go overboard, ya know?
wow. the kitty didnt get away with much, but he sure has some fangs!
Just knew that little black devil stole your goodies! She really does have fangs! Watch out on the 31st!!
Rebecca
North Carolina
hah! great post!
Rebecca in NC: Did you know that Prince Bagheera (Lord And Master Or All He Surveys) was born on a Halloween night 9 very looooooong years ago? 'Tis true. I have to watch out. every. single. day.
la isla d'lisa: Just trying to keep y'all entertained.
Rebecca in NC: Did you know that Prince Bagheera (Lord And Master Or All He Surveys) was born on a Halloween night 9 very looooooong years ago? 'Tis true. I have to watch out. every. single. day.
And that you do very well. A Big North Carolina thanks coming your way!
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