For those of you newbies, YT stands for Yours Truly (that'd be me), and WP is for The Most Wonderful Woman In The Entire World (that's me Wifey-Poo).
YT: Lemme go get my outdoor blower/vac and I'll take care of all those leaves and crap.
WP: Oh, great, thanks dear.
YT: Now, firstly, I need to find my sandals.
WP: Well, did you have them on when you jumped in the pool?
YT: No, I've been barefoot all day long.
YT: Here they are, I found them in the library under a Calvin And Hobbes book!
WP: Why am I not surprised...