So, the scene is set: The family is going down CC and continuing onto the lower part with the killer sweepers and the boat eating eddy's and the creek is running high!
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Make sure you spray both sides of the leaves, and retreat in 7-10 days or as needed.
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...and that's why I still have a healthy dislike of canoes!