...nuthin'... I gots nuthin'... and even if I did I don't have time to write it down 'cus I gotta go git me back fixed.
Oh wait! Don't go! I do remember that I have *something* for you. No, it won't be a gross disgusting story like last post. I'll, ahh, save the next gross story for some other time! No, you get birdie pics today.
And I PROMISE I won't put cartoon balloon speech and thought thingy-ma-bobs in the pic. Last time I did that I got zero comments. I thought for sure that Farting Cockatoos would be funny. Heck, I even had pics for a whole series of farting birds lined up. But, alas, t'was not to be... So I'll just stick with the funny captions under the pic. How's that?
"Oof! Another 20 of these chinups and I'll have HUGE pecs!"
"Crikey Larry, he almost snagged me toupee!"
"I am large and in charge."
"Good thing I remembered my underwing deodorant. Maybe I'll get lucky!"
"I shall sharpen my talons upon your roof, and there is nothing you can do about it."