OMG! I just could NOT believe my eyes this morning! As I was feeding the parrots in the backyard this morning I heard a great commotion and splashing about coming from the pool. "What could it be?", thought I.
Were there fornicating teenagers in the pool (abstinance only really works for Bristol!)?
Was there another SARAH PALIN CATFIGHT happening and they fell into the pool?
Just how bloody cold is that damn pool water this morning?
No, none of the above. It was just Sarah Palin and her boytoy frolicking nakedly in the pool. Personally, I'dve thought the water would be too cold, but it sure did make some teats hard!
Here she is: Sarah Palin and her boyfriend swimming naked in my pool:
Sarah is on the right, the boytoy is on the left
And how's about an upclose picture of a TOTALLY NAKED SARAH PALIN SUNNING HERSELF on the side of my pool!
And let's not forget a closeup of SARAH PALIN'S NAKED BOYFRIEND
Awwwww, he looks so cute!
And lastly, a picture of a NAKED SARAH PALIN swooping down from THE HEAVENS to WREAK GOD'S OWN HAVOC UPON THE GODLESS COMMIE HORDES that she lives right next door to!