Sunday, November 22, 2009

Do You Find Me Emusing?

Normally I'm darned good (or bad) with puns. I can think of them as often as I drop my pants.

So how, I say HOW did I miss this?

Emu

Funny

Amusing

all become emusing!

Fortunately there is a nice lady in Squarebanks who likes fuzzy critters, puns (obviously) and is waaaay smarter than I --please direct all jokes about those last five words to the comments, ta.

The first thing you need to know when you are out looking for wild emus is how to tell if they like the particular field you are standing on.

Emus (like most wild critters) leave signposts so you can tell they have been around. The more signposts in a field, the more the emus like hanging around there.

I'm now doing my civic duty to educate all of you so you will know whether or not an emu has been in the field you are standing on. Instead of describing the signpost the emus leave, I'll just give you a picture of emu sign! Ain't I nice?


wild emu sign
A picture is worth a thousand words



What kind of critter leaves signs like that? This kind:

wild emu 01

wild emu 02

wild emu 03

wild emu 04



They really are very pretty. Timid buggas too. Were we crouched behind some camouflaged doo-hickeys to get these closeups.

*Scene Break*

A TRUE conversation with Wifey-Poo!

YT: Wee, I've just posted my 1000th tweet!

WP: How did you get up to 1000?

YT: It's easy. Whenever anything silly or stupid comes to my mind I tweet it.

WP:...

WP: Are you sure it's only 1000? I'dve thought there'd be at least 100 times that.

YT: Well, yeah, it would be except I'm not always near the keyboard when I think of silly or stupid things. And by the time I get to the keyboard from the pool I usually have forgotten them.

WP: Yup, that'd be right.

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Jim and Heather on Meerkat said...

I don't like things made out of animal skin or fur, but I would like a feather something made out of one of those animals.

TwoYaks said...

Jonny Cash was viciously attacked by a pack of Emus.

And if that isn't true, I don't want to know the truth.

Ishmael said...

Yummm.... Look at them drumsticks! Ever put an Emu on the Barbie?

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

vadahodges1211: Ah so. I see my Chinese masters have received my latest encoded communique and have sent new instructions! Xie Xie
My thanks to you,
I remain your humble servant


SV Meerkat: I know they molt their neck feathers each summer but I have yet to see any emu feathers around places they frequent. Just imagine a stoll made of emu feathers!

TwoYaks: I don't doubt it being true. When they become habituated to hue-manns they can be quite pushy. At least they aren't mean and nasty like cassawories.

Ish: An average sized emu drumstick weighs over 7 pounds! WP and I are going up to the Central Market next week to pick up some emu fillets (they WILL go on the barby!) and also some emu mince (ground) that I'll make into smoked sausages. Obviously, it'll have it's own blog post so stay tuned for that.

Jim and Heather on Meerkat said...

Well if they sell emu fillets, then they must do something with those feathers? Time for an internet search...