Here's some examples.
Genius: Moving from a very cold climate (where I punched a clock), to a much warmer climate (where I'm not punching a clock.
Crazy: Living in a place where the temperature is triple digits in the shade while it's still spring.
Genius: Having a pool to jump into in order to cool off.
Crazy: Living in a place that measures rainfall in tenths of millimetres. That's 1/254 of an inch, btw. Much time can pass without any measurable rainfall.
See??? I'm sure you can think of your own examples pertaining to pretty much anything. Give it a go!
I'll now give you some visual examples. The first will be Genius --that'd be me, and the second will be crazy --that'd NOT be me.
What does a genius do when it's 103 F in the shade and 136 F in the sun?
The genius lounges in the pool with a water temp of 81 F!
What does a crazy do when it's 103 F in the shade and 136 F in the sun?
I swear to you that the bricks are too hot to walk on in bare feet. I truly have no idea how (or why) a black furry cat does this. My vote: CRAZY!
Here's where YOU get to be clever and witty! This next picture was not planned, it just happened. I have several awesome ideas (naturally since I'm a genius) for captions and stories for this pic. But I want to read yours! Be as silly or gruesome as you'd like, no worries.
Ready?
Really ready?
Really really REALLY ready?
Go for it! How funny can you be?
4 comments:
I've got nada for your pic, but I will say that don't worry, you are completely bat shit, off the wall, crazy, but it's the crazy ones who appear sane to me.
Anybody still wearing a beard and long hair in those temps is nuts.
ScienceBloke: Does this mean that $P (the crazy ex-gov from AK) appear sane to you? Scary thought, mate. Veeeeery scary.
Toshie: Oi mate! Welcome back from the South Sandwich Isles! Did the O.F. enjoy the scenery? I tried ringing, but couldn't get through.
I must be sort of slow AKDU-because it is November and it is -10. Uk, I wish we had a pool, except it would be a skating rink. You lucky, brilliant dog you!
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