Friday, July 10, 2009

And When I was Your Age...

it was uphill. BOTH ways! In waist deep snow! And we didn't have no fancy lektronic doo-dads neither!

And another thing: GET OFF MY LAWN AND STAY OUTTA MY POOL!!!!

Harumph... grumble...

And what the hell ever happened to Ye Olde Buggy Whip Company anyways! I've still got some shares of it around here somewhere...

These kids today just have it way too easy. Heck, they even have these new fangled 'puter games. I think the most popular is something called Super Pong --but I could be wrong.

And just LOOK at the shoes the little buggers get!
cool shoes 01

cool shoes 02

cool shoes 03



Not only do I want them thar shoes that the little tyke has, but I also want the embroidered flannel shirt the young fella is wearing.

*timeout while dave does some research on this ole system of tubes*

HOLY HELL!!!! Them dang things cost over $100!! The little idjit must be the Queen's son or something. And why's that other young fella's walking stick as short as a cane?

Harumph.

4 comments:

scienceguy288 said...

Over 100 buckaraoos?! You better be enjoying that skipping and hopping buddy.

la isla d'lisa said...

See, now THOSE shoes would have come in handy while the plant elevator was down ...

By the way my word verification is "shlevi", which I now want to name one of my animals in the WORST way! Maybe I'll get a rabbit ... good name for a wascally wabbit.

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

sciencebloke: I was thinking of taking the leaf springs off the old wagon, finding a pair of showboard bindings, fire up the ole welding torch and making myself a pair. With copious amounts of duct tape, of course.

la isla d'lisa: But think how nice and toned your gluts (rear-end) have gotten! Shlevi's a cool name for a rabbit. So's "dinner". I joke, of course.

Smarry said...

See, now THOSE shoes would have come in handy while the plant elevator was down ...

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