Total Incoherence

My normal mental state every July is the title of this post. Yes, yes, I realise some of you think I'm like this year-round, but I gotta tell ya it's hard work to be like this without actually being like this.

Fortunately for me (sadly for WP (Wifey-Poo)) I don't have to work at it during July.

Oh, did y'all notice I'm tweeting now? Just look to the left side of your screen, no worries. Speaking of the left side of the screen, I'm shocked that some of you actually voted for "It sucks and I'm too lazy and stupid to hit the stop button" in my latest poll.

Does this mean that almost half of my readers feel that they are lazy and stupid? Or was is just a poorly worded query. Either way, I don't care! Ha! So there!

Oh, here's some pics showing just how scatter-brained I am...





Yeah, my fotoframing sucks big ones.

But why am I so scattered-brained (more than usual) in July? It's cus some idiot Frenchies schedule a bike race in the middle of the night Aussie time. And some idiotic aussie telly station broadcasts every stage live.

Here's my routine for 4 weeks (I'll start at noon, local time):


Noon o'clock arvo: plan dinner (hopefully it'll be edible, but I don't care)

Noon-thirty: take nap --don't set alarm and hope to wake around 4 pm. For some reason I never sleep past 2pm.

2 pm to 4 pm: stare glazedly out no particular window.

4 pm to 4:15 pm: attempt to blog... fail miserably.

4:30 pm: remove face from keyboard after falling asleep for the fourth time.

4:45 pm: try to hide bleary, bloodshot eyes from WP --fail miserably

5 to 6 pm make dinner --who cares what it is? I sure don't

6 to 6:05 pm: eat dinner

6:05 to 7:00 pm: check the series of tubes for cycling news.

7 to 10:30 pm: Take nap, but be sure to set alarm.

10:30 to 10:50 pm: Hammer the snooze button into submission.

10:50 to 11:00 pm: Hook up 100% caffeine IV.

11:00 pm to 4:00 am: Watch SBS 2 without pause... bladder explodes.

4:00 am to 7:00 am: Track down all the cycling news. And the political news.

7:00 am to 7:05 am: Sneak into bed with WP and pretend to have just woken up --fail miserably.

7:05 am to 8:00 am: Huge doses of caffeine.

8:00 am to noon: Pretend to attempt to get work done. Fail miserably.

8:00 am to noon: wipe drool off keyboard every few minutes.

8:00 am to noon: jerk self awake every 5 minutes and type furiously for no reason.

8:00 am to noon: pretend to need the bathroom regularly... fall asleep on toilet.



And totally Off Topic: I have a roo pic for you! Next time, maybe...