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Wee-hoo! what F*CKING FUN!

How did it happen? I was sitting on the toilet early this morning; doing nothing untoward, BTW.

That's it! Pop, snapple, crack!

Painful.

And stinky this time too.

Do I need to tell you just how painful wiping was? No, I didn't think I needed to tell you, so I shall'nt.

20 ibuprofens so far... lots of ice... lots of magic spray... much cursing from YT... and not even much sympathy from WP! Waaaah, wah, whine, sniffle...

8 comments:

Ishmael said...

Aleve and whiskey and rest.

TwoYaks said...

I've been steadily wrecking my back, and I feel expert in the subject of what to do when it objects. The trick is, I find to injure another part of your body at least equally painfully. This takes your mind off your back. Precede this with copious beer, and follow it with even more alcohol.

By the time all the dust has settled, your back will be just fine!

dragonfly said...

eek! My brother & my dad have back issues. Once my dad got stuck bent over in the garage till one of us finally heard him hollering (he'd installed an intercom system but couldn't get upright enough to reach the thing ).

I hope you feel better soon, that's no fun.

la isla d'lisa said...

get in the pool. wait ... is it too cold (snicker!)? you'll need beer, ice, hot pack, and enough floor space to lie down on your back with your knees bent up and your feet flat on the floor. Put the hot pack under your pizza (did I mention the pizza?), the beer on the ice, and enjoy the view of the ceiling for awhile.

But seriously; feel better old man.

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

I *love* my readers! Gee, liquid painkiller C2H5OH... I never would have thought of trying that!

Toshua said...

You know, you're just getting old, little brother. Suck it up and deal! Oh, and Aleve works great, trust me. 2 Aleve and no pain for 4 hours.

Happy Birthday by the way. I'm thinking of you. While I'm enjoying 70 degrees F and lots of daylight and a rum and coke in my back yard. Oh did I tell you that the cats had an argument with a moose, and a dog? Guess who won? Oscar is so proud of himself.

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

Toshie: With as big as Oscar is I'm not surprised at all --biiiiig fluffball. Yeah, yeah... I'm sucking it up, but a little whining once in a while is great for attention and sympathy, dontcha know. Hmmmmm, 70 F... Yeah I've heard y'all are having an actual "summer" thingy up there.

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