You know that odd sound in your ear?

Oh c'mon, you know what I'm talking about. That ringing when you've had too much codeine! Or perhaps that low level hum that sounds just like your fridge running but every time you look at the fridge it's only walking?

But your BP checks out fine. So does your HR. And you haven't been over-imbibing of your favourite adult beverage which contains C2H5OH.

Hmmmmmmmm, just what, I say WHAT could be causing that humming or buzzing in your ear?

By chance you may have noticed your earwax running and being oh so much more tasty than it used to be...

Yes, I can be disgusting.

If you have noticed all of the above crud,

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A little known, completely unscientific study down unda came up (or down) with the following conclusion. Please note this has not been peer reviewed in a journal! And since it's so much easier to show instead of tell, how's about a picture of the phenomenon.





You know that joke that goes something like, "There is no such thing as gravity, the Earth just sucks?" Yes, of course you've heard it before. Apparently, this bloke didn't get the memo...




Moving on...

Can you spot the butterfly?




Tick

tock

tock

tick

goes

the

blood-sucking

tick


It's much easier to spot in this closeup:




Good thing none of you are bug-eating birds cus otherwise you'd starve due to your lack of awesome eyesight!

Can you spot this one ten feet away?




I'm working on some 3d stuff that will be So. Bloody. Cool! Here's a peek at the work in progress...

Don't worry, it WILL be very cool lookin'!

And for those of you wondering about the size of 4 pregnant watermelons, the embedded song should just about be getting to that part... maybe...