I know I don't post too many of these but that's not because we don't talk much. On the contrary, we talk to each other a lot. Which is one of the reasons I can't remember all the conversations: just too darned many of them.
But THIS time I happened to be right next to the computer so I keyed it in quickly --after I woke up, that is.
Remember, YT is Yours Truly (don't swoon ladies, I'm human), WP is Wifey-Poo (The Most Wonderful Woman In The Entire World), and BIL is bro-in-law.
This actually happened...
WP is at 'puter typing, YT walks into room...
YT: Cool, here's the All Black's v France match dubbed down.
WP: That was a great match.
YT: Just need to grab a couple more disk sleeves. Dubbing down the Aussie v Welsh game next.
WP: Yes dear *type type*
YT: And then I'm going to go beat some rugs.
WP:...
WP:...?
WP: You're going to do what?
YT: Beat some rugs, then do a final vacuum on them.
WP: Whew! You know what I heard?
YT: Ummmmm...
WP: "Eat some bugs"
YT: Well, they do have a nice nutty flavour and are crunchy.
WP: I did not need to know that. I guess I heard it cus you were last talking about the grilled 'roo balls we had last night.
YT: So, like, you are now fixated on Skippy's balls?
WP: Harumph! *type type while looking around for nearest blunt object*
YT: Guess what's for dinner!
WP: Hold that thought. where did I put that really heavy candlestick
YT: Triple R!
WP: Haih?
YT: Roo Rump Roast!
WP: ah, here it is
Ka-thunk! Splat.
BIL walks into the library...
BIL: Why's YT passed out on the floor drooling again?
WP: Musta had too much beer. *type type*
BIL: Ah, just another normal day around here.
And now for the really cute baby koala pics. With momma koala, of course.
5 comments:
The big, fat black ants taste like lemon drops.
True fact. I used to make people cringe when I'd pick one up, pop off its head and eat it.
The pop off head bit is important, because they bite you otherwise.
Eating bugs isn't all bad. ;)
Chelsea Handler did her show from Oz last week and had Ranger Stacey (?) on, with Noddy the koala ... and a croc! Chelsea wigged out over the croc. It was hysterical. But that Noddy? Took it all in stride. Cutie patootie.
I'll confess to having eaten grub worms, they taste like sugar. Not crunchy, though, that would creep me out.
Ants and termites for me. TwoYaks is dead on with the taste...zingy lemon. I did have a chocolate covered grasshopper once, but that doesn't count in my book.
Yaks, lisa, dragonie, scienceydude: Y'all are SICK! And I love's ya mates! You be right dinky di!
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