Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of

Have you ever woke up suddenly in the middle of the night because some weird fanged beastie is gnawing upon your arms?

Or perhaps you've been startled awake by the same furry beastie tapping on your nose with a single, long claw? Worse yet, on your lips or even *shudder* an eyelid!

Welcome to my world!

And I have really weird dreams. Sometimes cool, sometimes scary.

I blame this:

fangs n claws 01

and these
fangs n claws 02

and these ones especially:
fangs n claws 03

and even this expression!
fangs n claws 04

these fangs look deadly
big fangs

and these ones look like they could take your arm off
vampire cat again

Of course, there's the off chance that my nightmares could be caused by either of these:
Sarah Palin in my pool

Australian Bunyip

Sweet dreams everybody! Don't let the bedbugs bite!

but if they do then use dynamite


Anonymous said...

joysus i love that cat.. he's geor gus

Anonymous said...

What? Sarah didn't add you to the list of bloggers banned from her book signing? Rude, just rude.

The cat on the other hand, wow... thing is amazing!

Arvay said...


la isla d'lisa said...

Matagot RULE!!!! At least the ones named Benny, Joey, Briggs, and Stratton do (although Stratton certainly can be a little shit).

And I have to laugh: my word verification is "ozzed" .

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

A-non-ee-moose: His gorgeousnessitude is the main reason why he still stalks this earth as flesh and blood.

Titanium: If the Quitter Queen of The North ever comes down to South Oz then I can guarantee you that I will have the write-up to end all write-ups! And then I will most obviously be on her "Burn In Hell" list.
Hmmmmm, the word "amazing" to describe His Royal Highness, Defender of The Rift, Lord and Master of All He surveys, Conqueror of The Known World, Master of The Dark Side, Protector of The Innocent --just might be a wee little be over-the-top to describe His Honour, The Royal Prince Bagheera.

Arvay: And my, what biiiig teef he has!

la isla d'lisa: "ozzed"... me likkie! As in, "Guess what dear, I've been Ozzed!"
If I didn't know the names of your critters then I would be even more confused than I am usually.

Jim and Heather on Meerkat said...

When we come to visit we are bringing the biggest bag of cat treats... he / she / it / whatever is way more scary than those wimpy ass spiders! Oh, wait, do they have spider treats too? I hate spiders!

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

SV Meerkat: Fresh, raw fish is his favorite treat. Actually, any fresh raw meat is. So is my leg.
Don't worry about the spiders when you visit, just carry around a big club.