The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of

Have you ever woke up suddenly in the middle of the night because some weird fanged beastie is gnawing upon your arms?

Or perhaps you've been startled awake by the same furry beastie tapping on your nose with a single, long claw? Worse yet, on your lips or even *shudder* an eyelid!

Welcome to my world!

And I have really weird dreams. Sometimes cool, sometimes scary.

I blame this:






and these




and these ones especially:




and even this expression!




these fangs look deadly




and these ones look like they could take your arm off




Of course, there's the off chance that my nightmares could be caused by either of these:







Sweet dreams everybody! Don't let the bedbugs bite!

but if they do then use dynamite