Free Parrot Wallpaper

Yes, you can have one of my "exquisite" aussie parrot pics as wallpaper! Hmmmmmmm, now which one should I choose... Ah, yes! Do y'all 'member when I was up on the balcony taking pics of the cockatoos? And there was one that flew right up to me and hovered for a moment? And the shutter on the camera clicked at just the right time? Yeah, that's the one! How's that sound for wallpaper? So here's ya are:

Please note that in order to get it for wallpaper size, just click on the pic. It'll EXPLODE up to 1024 by 768 pixels. Should be good enough for most folks. Go ahead and save it, no worries. Set it as your wallpaper, no worries. Share it around with your friends, no worries --weeeeelllllll, at least be kind and point them here, ta!

And since you are expecting pics of my new girlfriend, here's one of her showing her perfect pink breast while naked and adorned in chains as seen through a peep show window:


As always, his high and royal highness signals his approval by doing absolutely nothing (thereby decreasing his entropy and doing his part to keep the universe from collapsing):