You will stagger outside in your robe at 530 am...
You will have a 2 kilo bag of sunflower seeds with you...
You will spread the seeds everywhere...
You will jump when we squack...
You have no will of your own...
You will do this every morning...
And every evening...
Or we will crap in your pool...
And rip your hair out...
4 comments:
I think you need to move back to Alaska. Soon it will be winter and all the frackin' birds will be gone....except the ravene, but they don't eat sunflower seeds.
Are there 10 step programs for bird junkies???
Ummm.....that would be ravenS. I need a 10 step program for typos.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
That is really funny - best post yet!
Just please don't post a picture of you out there in your robe at 5:30 in the morning... as funny as the picture may be... I want this post to continue to be the funniest one :)
Cathy: Are you SURE ravene(s) don't eat sunflower seeds? I've seen enough dumpster-diving ravene(s) in Squarebanks in the dead of winter to realize they'll eat pretty much anything that ain't glued down. Well, even then they will! Australian magpies (very very distant cousin of N.A. ravens) love roadkill, bugs, scraps, etc; but they are total suckers for salted peanuts.
Hmmmm, ten steps...... oops, landed in the pool after eight :)
Meerkat: funny you should mention a pic of me in the robe at 530 am... But since you might be eating I wouldn't want to spoil your meal :)
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