Remember, YT is me (yours truly) and WP is The Most Wonderful Woman In The Entire World (wifey poo).
The following is a real, true conversation (made up crap) betwixt YT and WP!
YT: *gazing longingly at WP* "Have I mentioned how much you love me?"
WP: *vvvvveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy looooooooooonnnnnnnngggggggggg pause...* "Uuuuuummmmmm, yes dear?!"
YT: "Cool! Just checkin'"
and here's me girlie-friend:
Whoa, git a load of da pollen on dat babe!