Yeah, well, ya know... just what the heck can a bloke do when he's such a babe magnet? The natural studliness, the muscles, the piercing eyes, strong jaw, the ability to lift heavy objects, knowledge of powertools, awesome cooking ability (despite what some of you may have heard), tall, great sense of humour, landscaper extradinaire, computer genius, wonderful fashion sense, and not conceited or boastful at all *ahem* *cough*.
Last evening my girlfriend showed up and treated both myself and my wife to a show. She sang, primped, and flouted herself shamelessly. She had a skimpy pink blouse on with grey sleeves. She even let me take a pic and said I can share it with you!
Of course, she does have some competition from the gang of delinquents:
And then there's the gal who thought she was going to be the lucky one:
See? Just what's not to love?
Please note the absence of unsightly nasal hair.
And his lordship even signaled his approval of the whole situation