Ahhhhhhhh, isn't it nice?
I'm so glad the youth of America didn't do this on election day
And that y'all sent the Wicked Witch of Wasilla back home! Now, when's that recall start?
And this just in! An intrepid, anonymous Aussie reporter has the bewildered Sarah Palin's first comments about her loss in her bid to become VP of the USA. Complete with picture:
Hey? Where'd ever' buddie go? Don't any of y'all wanna kiss mah ass no more? Whut's up?
TAAAAWWWWWD! Whar's muh sycophantic suck-ups?
Whut's a sub-pee-nah anyhow?
An' whut 'n tarnashun are y'all doin' plantin' "em-peachy" trees up in 'laska? Doncha know we cain't grow them no how?