Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch of the WEST is Gone!

Ahhhhhhhh, isn't it nice?

I'm so glad the youth of America didn't do this on election day
couch potato on election day

And that y'all sent the Wicked Witch of Wasilla back home! Now, when's that recall start?

And this just in! An intrepid, anonymous Aussie reporter has the bewildered Sarah Palin's first comments about her loss in her bid to become VP of the USA. Complete with picture:
bewildered sarah palin
Hey? Where'd ever' buddie go? Don't any of y'all wanna kiss mah ass no more? Whut's up?
TAAAAWWWWWD! Whar's muh sycophantic suck-ups?
Whut's a sub-pee-nah anyhow?
An' whut 'n tarnashun are y'all doin' plantin' "em-peachy" trees up in 'laska? Doncha know we cain't grow them no how?


Ishmael said...

Thank you Jebus!

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

Thank anyone you want. Just give thanks!

Marie said...

I hear she is gearing up for 2012. They are already selling "Palin 2012" t-shirts. Silly galah!

Fizzgig said...

We totally dodged a bullet with this one! I'm soooo happeeee!

Jim and Heather on Meerkat said...

What a relief.
One day Jim was walking by the bow of the boat on the dock and could hear me from inside the boat when I loudly said, "Oh NO NO NO, Can't be happening" or something along that line and that is when I heard that Tina Fey, I mean Sarah Palin was going to run for president in 2012. Uh oh.

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

I hope she does run... her over-inflated, god-sized ego will be smashed to smithereens in the repub primaries.

She now says she's waiting for a sign from god. People who say they are "waiting for a sign from god" will use whatever "sign" they can imagine to justify whatever they are attempting to do.

That ole jewish rabbi from 2000 years ago is spinning in his grave.

Just my opinion.