More Conversations with Wifey-Poo

Just a reminder to all you newbies... WP is Wifey-Poo, also known as The Most Wonderful Woman In The Entire World, and YT is Yours Truly... sometimes known as fat, ugly, slovenly beast that don't deserve nothin' no how.

Before's I's git started, 'ow's abouts ah give y'all a purdy burdy pic?

Yes, the cockatoo hoard has descended upon my fine oasis. Buggas! This was taken from about two feet away... nice beak and claw, eh Ish?



On to the soap opera...

*YT has been taking his standard 2 hour afternoon nap, BTW*

WP: Honey, wake up. *WP shakes YT*

YT: Hunnnhh...? oozes da bluuup...?

WP: You asked me to wake you when the dough is ready.

YT: Which'n them thar is heady?

WP: *sigh*

YT: *snore*

At this point, WP notices a large wax buildup in YT's right ear as YT snores and drools on the pillow.

WP: Hey! Wake up! When's the last time you cleaned your ears? That's a lot of wax!

YT: Hmmmmm... uhhhhh, I think the thumb tacks are in the back...

WP: Why do I bother?

YT: *snore*

and hour goes by...

YT wakes up...

YT: Honey? What are my ear drops doing here?

WP: They are there so you can shove them into your damned ears!

YT: What?

WP: Oh, here, dear... let me help you...

YT: What?

and now, why look! It's my girlfriend Sarah Palin doing her Clancy Brown impersonation!

I am the one, the only one! Now gimme the prize!



And now Christopher Lambert arrives to save the day

Oi mate! Bugga off!