Oh my! This is just too easy...
Here's a pic of my girlfriend, Sarah Palin, on the top of a tree. Can you just IMAGINE the thoughts going through her head?
Shall we find out what semi-coherent thoughts are going through her head? Well, one thing is for sure: The thoughts passing through don't need to stop and ask for directions and they sure didn't blink! Yup! Yup!
*Wow! I can sea the see from up here!*
*Oh, lookie! There's a dall-finn swimmin' 'round.*
"Taaawwwwwd! Fetch me muh shotgun!"
*I'll bet they taste like dall sheep. Same name.*
*Hmmmm, didn't I read somewheres abouts them dall-finns bein' somethin' called "krustaahhsheons"?*
*Dammit! I don' wanna eat no shellfish.*
*I 'member sometin' abouts them folks in Norway huntin' dall-finns.*
"Taaaaawwwwwd! Fetch me muh blueberry!"
*Now lesseee... uncle Ted made talk of sumtin 'bout a series of tubes.*
*Ah! He also said sumtin 'bout a gettin' a google *snicker, hope she was purdy* in the mail... Sheeeeeeyit! If'n Tawd knows I could mail 'em to 'im he'd be checkin' the box ever' darned day!*
*Here we go. Northway.*
*WTF???? How in tarnation can a tiny village that ain't even on the sea eat dall-finns 'n wails?? An' ware's this A-L-A-S-K-A place anyhow? Sounds commie to me!*
"Taaaaaawwwwwwd! What's a Norway?"
"It's a Skanklenavian State ma!"
*Damned Skanks! I knews it wus them! Messin' things up for us honest, decent folk.*
"Why you been bringin' your boy-toy 'round 'ere?"
"But he's workin' now ma. Gots himself a job over at gran's meth lab!"
"Good! The boy's fine-lee goin' places! Now go scoot and take care o' your kid. I mean MY kid!"
"Whut wuz I jus' thinkin'?"
"Ummmm, you were about to send me a google."
Why did I name one of galahs that hangs around Sarah Palin? Well, calling someone a "galah", or a "big galah", or a "silly galah" is basically like calling them a clown. Galahs are like that. They are also referred to as a Clown Parrot. Something like someone spouting off platitudes without knowing what they mean and trying to sound smart. They are also good a "parroting back" what they are told without knowing anything.