All ya need to do to enter is just type your caption in the comment section, no worries. Now, I only expect 4 or 5 entries, so I'll give the first 5 entries that I think are funny (I have a warped sense of humor, BTW) their choice of parrot wallpaper or parrot screensaver.
Yes Ish, you can enter.
Cathy, you too can enter. But I'd really appreciate it if you could tell me whether you want a screensaver or wallpaper from the last contest, ta.
Now, I've got my caption ready but I ain't tellin' ya! I will say, however, it's a quote from the most popular book ever written that was NOT written by a committee. That should keep ya guessin'.
Aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd here's the pic:
To quote General Kleitus, "You have until the sands... run up."
16 comments:
Governess Sarah Palin, center, addresses the second flock of programed Palinbots at the secret clone factory in Australia. The Palinbots will be distributed throughout the countries of the world, wired together through Skynet and controlled from the secret lair of the mysterious Dingo Dave, as he tries to take over the world.
"It's Palin and the Dave, yes Palin and the Dave, one is a genius and one is insane. To prove their birdy worth, they'll overthrow the earth, dinky, they're Palin and the Dave.
Before each night is done, their plan will be unfurled, by the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world."
Narf.
Governor Palin at a press conference: "Governer please address the question as to your maverickness."
"I am a maverick, Senator McCain is a maverick, we are all the maverickiest mavericks. Much more mavericky than Obama. Thank you. Maverick.
Science Guy wins. Maverick.
I claim sobriety for my lame attempt. Won't happen again.
Ha ha ha - I like Science Guys's. And YES I TOO AM SOBER (sure that's hard for you to believe), so here is my lame sober attempt:
"Global warmin ha! I don believe it. It's COLD in my oil producin state of Alaska. So COLD you don need to shave your armpits, cause no one ever sees em. Check it out!"
im not entering cus i stink...
but thats an interesting picture. someone can come up with a doozie
Ish: That's great! Good thing I've seen the Ren and Stimpy show otherwise I'd be even more confused than normal.
ScientificBloke: Only a maverick and a 'think outside the box' kinda bloke would've thought of it! Good one.
Ish #2: I don't believe you. About both it not happening again and your claim to a momentary lapse of drunkeness.
Heather: I've seen the pics of your liquid breakfast; you're not foolin' me! I really like the unshaved armpits reference! Great!
Mon: Oh c'mon, mon. Try it... you'll like it! And on a personal hygiene note, underarm deodorant really does work, even if the armpits aren't shaved. :)
Sarah Palin to her starry-eyed, glued-to-her-every-move groupies:
"Wheee, look at me! I'm all white, and don't I look great in this new yellow hat? (I think presidents should wear white, because it goes with the furniture in the oval office!). Let us pay and give thanks:
'Gentle Jesus, Who's so smart
Thank you for this hat; Thou art
So, so kind to think of that --
I love me in this yellow hat.
Amen, y'all.'"
...at least, that's what she's saying to me ...
Mel Keegan
Mel:Let us pay and give thanks Best typo EVER! Or were you being funny?
Listen here ladies...I was a virgin on my weddin' night *wink* *wink*....Let me tell ya it was *THIIIIIIIS BIG*, you betcha. That Todd, he was such a maverick.
Ya didn't say she had to be talkin bout politics doncha know.
LOL!!! ROFLMAO!
Tundra Tantrum's got a good one. Maverick.
Ren and Stimpy. Good one. Maverick.
Maverick.
Hey I only had that liquid breakfast because a category 2 hurricane was heading my way!
Today I am having coffee!
I can hear Tina Fey saying exactly what Tundratantrum wrote - I can see Tina winking!
But I don't think she was a virgin... No I don't. I think she was preggers. Count the months from when she married Tawd and when Track or Field or WETF (e is for ever - had to get ever in there somehow) her 1st born's name is was born. Kind of like her daughter Bison's problem. What's her daughter's name again?
Heather: Well, I haven't counted the months after they wuz hitched to the date when Pole Vault was born, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you are right.
Hey I only had that liquid breakfast because a category 2 hurricane was heading my way! Yeah, RIGHT!
Well I went back and read that post:
http://catamaranmeerkat.blogspot.com/2008/10/and-now-back-to-our-coverage-of.html
and I stand corrected...
IT WAS A CATEGORY 3 HURRICANE AT THAT TIME!
But anyway, count the months and you will see either Sarah was preggers with Marathon or he, High Jump was a premie...
Sarah and Todd were married August 29th 1988. Shot Put was born April 29th 1989....
that's 7 months and 21 days after after they were married.
I guess abstinence only didn't work for them either.
OMG!!!! Their wedding anniversary is one day after my birthday!
AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
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