Monday, October 20, 2008

Sarah Palin Caption Contest Weiners!

Yes, I've decided (it's my contest and my blog so I'm in charge!!!) that the Sarah Palin Caption Contest is over.

Everyone who entered gets their choice of a screensaver (windows only, sorry) with 10 images of parrots from this here blog, or their choice of 3 wallpapers of parrot pics sized to fit your screen.

So, like, ummmm, what was the pic? Here it is:
Sulfur Crested Cockatoo

And here are the entries:

From Ishmael
Governess Sarah Palin, center, addresses the second flock of programed Palinbots at the secret clone factory in Australia. The Palinbots will be distributed throughout the countries of the world, wired together through Skynet and controlled from the secret lair of the mysterious Dingo Dave, as he tries to take over the world.

"It's Palin and the Dave, yes Palin and the Dave, one is a genius and one is insane. To prove their birdy worth, they'll overthrow the earth, dinky, they're Palin and the Dave.

Before each night is done, their plan will be unfurled, by the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world."

From ScienceGuy
Governor Palin at a press conference: "Governer please address the question as to your maverickness."

"I am a maverick, Senator McCain is a maverick, we are all the maverickiest mavericks. Much more mavericky than Obama. Thank you. Maverick.

From The Meerkat
"Global warmin ha! I don believe it. It's COLD in my oil producin state of Alaska. So COLD you don need to shave your armpits, cause no one ever sees em. Check it out!"

From Mel Keegan
Sarah Palin to her starry-eyed, glued-to-her-every-move groupies:

"Wheee, look at me! I'm all white, and don't I look great in this new yellow hat? (I think presidents should wear white, because it goes with the furniture in the oval office!). Let us pay and give thanks:

'Gentle Jesus, Who's so smart
Thank you for this hat; Thou art
So, so kind to think of that --
I love me in this yellow hat.

Amen, y'all.'"

From TundraTantrum
Listen here ladies...I was a virgin on my weddin' night *wink* *wink*....Let me tell ya it was *THIIIIIIIS BIG*, you betcha. That Todd, he was such a maverick.

Aaaannnnnnnnnnd heeeeeeeeerrrrrrre's Dave
This is a direct quote from the most popular book ever written that was not written by a committee; you betcha, doncha know!

"And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger that the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!"

Shall we run a contest to find out who's is best? Hmmmmmmm.... My vote is for TundraTantrum.

Anyways, the five of ya can drop me a line at


and lemme know whether you want a screensaver (trawl through the archives and pick the pics you want) or wallpaper (again, start trawling).

I almost forgot... how's abouts a parroty-type picture?
sarah palin intimidating my cat
The cat is way outnumbered!